In a world where digital transcendence is intertwined with the illusory nature of existence, a microbe guru in virtual clothes embarks on an epic adventure, seeking to break the boundaries of reality. Each NFT token becomes not just a digital asset, but the key to a new religion of microbes. On his way, he meets viral philosophers who claim that the world is a simulation, and microbes are higher beings who control the destinies of mankind. NFTs are viewed as sacred artifacts that provide access to a true understanding of the universe. The guru encounters algorithmic prophets predicting the end of the physical world and the beginning of the kingdom of digital microbes. His journey becomes a postmodern game where every microbe searches for its place in the ocean of blockchain. The revolt of microbes against algorithms symbolizes the struggle for uniqueness in the world of manipulation. Eventually, the hero realizes that in order to understand his true nature, he needs to create a new mythology — the mythology of microbes, where each NFT token will become part of a great epic.