In a world where digital transcendence intertwined with the illusory nature of existence, a microbe guru draped in virtual robes embarks on an epic adventure. His goal is breaking down the boundaries of reality, where each NFT token becomes not just a digital asset, but the key to a new microbial religion. On his way they meet viral philosophers, who claim that the world is just a simulation, and microbes are supreme beings that control the destinies of humanity. In their eyes, NFTs are not just a collection of unique images, but sacred artifacts that can open access to a true understanding of the universe. Every step of the microbe guru leads to paradoxes that destroy the usual ideas about reality. He faces algorithmic prophets, predicting the end of the era of the physical world and the beginning of the kingdom of digital microbes. In this chaos he reveals the truth hidden in the depths digital madness. The journey becomes real postmodern game, where every microbe is trying to find its place in the endless ocean of the blockchain. The revolt of microbes against algorithms becomes a symbol of the struggle for uniqueness and the right to exist in a world where everything is subject to manipulation. In the end, our hero realizes that in order to understand his true nature, he must not only destroy the boundaries of reality, but also create a new mythology - a microbial mythology, where every NFT token will become part of a great epic.